i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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