im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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