when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
