is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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