I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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