i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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