I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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