You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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