Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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