do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Is Oprah even human
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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