I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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