just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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