butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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