No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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