Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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