Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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