If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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