All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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