I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Randomize
