I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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