he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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