Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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