Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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