You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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