She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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