This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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