Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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