Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
do nipples grow back?
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