he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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