? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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