Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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