did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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