guys are not supposed to queef...right?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
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