Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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