So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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