And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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