I skipped work to stalk him.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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