it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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