My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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