these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
