come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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