New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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