WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
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I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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