Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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