and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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