I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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