the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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