So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
True strength comes from lack of pants
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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