she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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