Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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