But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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