come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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