now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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