the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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