We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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