shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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