are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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