nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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